Recipes That Sound Like Benedict Cumberbatch. Yes, I know the last thing the world needs is MORE puns on Benedict’s name, but a few nights ago, I dreamed that someone told me come up with this list and when I woke up, I felt obliged to follow the strange whims of my subconscious. Sorry…
No, the worlds needs every pun it can get.
BLENDER WHIPPED CREME BRULEE
BACON-FILLED CRUSTY BAP
I hate the posts that insist
someone may be secretly in love with you.
Don’t dizzy your head worrying about
who may or may not be in love with you,
worry about if you’re in love with yourself.
you should plant a tree
or some flowers
or your lips on mine
For his recently published picture book Freckles (Splice Pictures Publishing), the Swiss photographer Reto Caduff has taken pictures of freckled women all over Europe. His pictures prove: freckles are beautiful. Don’t hide yourself in the shade! I think what I love about this the most is the vast diversity of people who are blessed with freckles. (x)
I have never ever understood why freckles are considered ugly.
stephen king throwing shade like a fucking master
If ur pets dont like him he aint da one
my friends would best describe my personality as ‘why’
"PUT ON YOUR WARPAINT!" I scream as I throw eyeliner at Pete Wentz
PERKS OF HAVING LONG HAIR
- swishy and pretty
- can grow it out like rapunzel wow
- SO MANY STYLES
- u can curl it
- straighten it
- SO MANY THINGS TO DO
- other people touch and style ur hair uaaaaaaah sign me up
BAD THINGS ABOUT LONG HAIR
- brushing takes so so long
- knots!!! everywhere!!
- when it’s hot ur neck gets sooo sweaty
- GETS CAUGHT ON THINGS
- W H E N I T ’ S H O T A N D I T F E E L S L I K E
S A T A N I S F U S I N G B U R N I N G S T R A W
O N T O Y O U R N E C K